20 Crazy Would You Rather Questions for Couples

How to Play

Take turns picking a question and both answer before moving on. The only rule: you have to pick one. No "neither" allowed. If you want even more conversation starters, check out our 50 Fun Questions to Ask Your Partner.

The Questions

1. Would you rather swap bodies with a random stranger for a month or swap bodies with your partner for a year?
2. Would you rather have fingers that are always sticky no matter what you do or have shoes that squeak with every single step for the rest of your life?
3. Would you rather eat a sandwich made entirely of toenail clippings or drink a smoothie made of blended cockroaches?
4. Would you rather have to loudly announce every time you need to use the bathroom or have to do a full cartwheel before you can sit down anywhere?
5. Would you rather wake up every morning in a random country with no phone or wallet, or never be able to leave your hometown again?
6. Would you rather have the ability to fly but only 2 feet off the ground or be able to teleport but only to places you've already been on the toilet?
7. Would you rather have a permanent clown face (full makeup, can't wash off) or a permanent clown horn that honks every time you laugh?
8. Would you rather fight a kangaroo once a year for the rest of your life or fight a goose every single morning?
9. Would you rather have every thought you think appear as a subtitle above your head or have everything you Google become public knowledge?
10. Would you rather eat only foods that start with the letter Q for a year or only wear clothes from the year 1400 for a year?
11. Would you rather have to explain every single meme you laugh at to your grandparents or have your browser history projected on a billboard in your city for a week?
12. Would you rather have teeth that glow in the dark or eyebrows that change color based on your mood?
13. Would you rather live in a world where you can never close a door (any door, ever) or a world where stairs no longer exist and everything is ramps?
14. Would you rather have your partner pick your outfit every day for a year with no vetoes or let your partner rename you and you have to legally go by it for five years?
15. Would you rather sweat maple syrup or cry hot sauce?
16. Would you rather be followed by a mariachi band 24/7 that you can never acknowledge or have a narrator describe everything you do in a dramatic voice only you can hear?
17. Would you rather only be able to whisper for the rest of your life or only be able to shout?
18. Would you rather have arms that are twice as long as normal or legs that are half as long as normal?
19. Would you rather give up the internet forever or give up air conditioning and heating forever?
20. Would you rather be reincarnated as a seagull that remembers its entire human life or live forever as a human but you can never sleep again?

Keep the Fun Going

The best part of questions like these is where the conversation goes after you pick your answer. The follow-up "wait, why?!" is where things get really interesting.

If you're into this kind of playful back-and-forth, the Couples Games feature in Orbs has a whole library of prompts made for exactly this. It's a great way to keep date nights fresh without having to come up with ideas on the spot.